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You and Alfred had been friends for a long time. The pair of you had spent many study hall periods goofing off when you were supposed to be studying, or playing video games until 4 in the morning and sleeping until noon on the weekend. You found Alfred to be a hilarious guy, always ready to make you snort and clutch your stomach in laughter every time you hung out. It had started as a little blip in your mind, so vague in your mind it hadn't really shown itself yet. But as you spent more and more time with him, you felt the two of you were...compatible. Very compatible, actually. So, despite you tried the 'shutup shutup shutup brain we're jus

France X Reader ~ The Puzzle Piece to your Heart With a light sigh you opened your eyes to glance at where your husband – usually – sleeps. With him being out of the country for a business trip you couldn’t help but miss the charismatic Frenchman. The way he would pepper your face with kisses before making a delicious breakfast. The mailbox scraped open and a dull thud that announced mail delivery. With a groan you got out of bed and slid your feet into your slippers. You entered the kitchen while still lazily tying your night gown. With a yawn you filled the coffee machine with grounds and water and while it was sputterin

Chapter 6 Caboose ran down the hall you flung over his shoulder as he fled from the kitchen to him room. He sat you on his bed and ran over to lock his door before letting out a deep sigh of relief. Caboose turned around to look at you. “It’s okay now Sparkles, we are safe from Church, so now its sleep time!” He yelled running over to the bed. He then took off his helmet. It was the first time you got a good look at him. He had darker blonde hair and ocean blue eyes. He had a big goofy grin on his face that made you want to melt. He then stripped out of the rest of his armor, leaving him in his boxers. You already knew he

"Mattie..?" You whispered through the door hole of the young Canadian's room. 'What had happened?' you think to yourself. Maybe it had something to do with that boy from Cuba? Or maybe it's because of that attractive British boy in school? Or we don't know, maybe it's because of his brother. Whatever the answer was, this was the result; Matthew locking himself up in his room. "Mattie, come on." You softly call. You heard sniffles from the other side and figured that he was sitting just infront of his door. "Mattie, please..?" You pleaded for him to open the door. "Is it really that hard, [Name]..?" He asked softly, just in between his hi

Chapter 5 *Bang!* You lifted your head towards the other base when you heard the gunfire. “Do they shoot each other over there too?” You asked. “Yeah even more than we do.” Church answered. “Whatever its just Grif and nobody likes him.” Tucker chimed in. “Well that’s not very nice.” You said, wondering who this guy was. “Sparkles! Time for dinner!” Caboose yelled, running up the ramp to get you. “I would not trust anything that he’s going to shove in your face.” Church warned you. “Bow-chicka-bow wow.” You shrugged. “What choice do

"Oh, I have all my fingers The knife goes chop chop chop~!" You sang as you moved the knife between your fingers. You were with the other Avengers in the living room doing the knife game out of boredom. Steve was watching you with wide, panicked eyes, not wanting you to get hurt, Bruce was standing by with a first aid kit, Natasha paid no mind and watched TV, Clint did the same except with a amused smile on his lips, Thor watched you with fascination and Tony wasn't in the room. The knife that you were using was very sharp but you were a pro at this game. Knives were also your specialty. Whenever you were bored, you would just pull one out a

You were working upstairs taking care of some paperwork while Tony was downstairs in his lab doing whatever it is that he does. You were looking through some things on your tablet when Tony called, and you picked up. "Hey (Name) how big is your hand?" He asked as soon as you answered. You looked at your hand puzzled wondering why would he need to know such a thing. "Uh I don't know....why?" "Just tell me how big is it." "Tony is this really necessary?" You asked, hoping that the billionaire wasn't up to his usual pervertive ways. He sighed and said, "Look just come down here real quick." The call ended and you got to your feet to head d